Bear Rug???

We teddy bears really have it tough. I went to a golf club the other day and they had a roaring fire in the "Pro's Lounge" so I made myself comfortable in front of it. I must have dozed off because suddenly I noticed three ladies lying on my back chatting away... They thought I was the fire place bear skin... I didn't mind too much until one of them spilled her Martini all over me. Stank like a wino for days after that...