Hat???

We teddy bears really have it tough. I was at the movies the other day, and then just after the feature started, this kid behind me started saying "Hey Lady, take off that silly fur hat! I don't see nuttin...". And because I didn't realize he meant me, I didn't react. Suddenly I felt a viscous tugging at my ears - guess the kid was trying to remove my "fur hat"... until I turned around and bared my fangs that is. Boy, could that boy run fast!