Secret Agent 69...

We teddy bears really have it tough. So my boss here at Teddy Bear HQ assigns me mission. "69," says he, 'cause that's my number, "I don't like asking you to do this, but you will go an a very very very dangerous mission." "Fine Chief, and I'll be lovin' it.", says I, "What's the mish?" "69, you are to infiltrate an orphanage, and find out what the kids want for X-Mas." "Um, can't you send someone else? Last time I did that I needed a new arm, a new ear, and I had to get half of my stuffing replaced. This kids are moider!"