Kermode aka Spirit Bear

We teddy bears really have it tough. I was standing on the sidewalk in Victoria BC swatting at a fly with my paw, and some tourists came up and stood around me saying things like "Hey, they didn't paint this Spirit Bear!" and "That's what a Kermode Bear really looks like!" while they had a local photograph them. Folks, just because my fur is white does not mean I'm a Kermode Bear! I'm a POLAR bear. I live in the arctic. With the penguins. (That's a joke, if you catch it...)