Towel...

We teddy bears really have it tough. Today I was leaning against the wall in an internet cafe kitchen, sipping my tea and nibbling my toast. This teenager comes up and washes her hands and face in the kitchen sink. Then, eyes closed because full of water, she gropes for the towel rack and drys her hands and face on my belly! She missed the towel rack by this [----------] much... (I'm not fat, I'm just well built, is all...)